The Continuing Cougar Saga

Dear Neighbors:


I changed my Facebook status this morning as I was writing my blog while trying to get ready to go to work. My favorite resident cougar and tiger had plenty to say...here's a little color-coding to protect, well, to keep everyone anonymous. 

Enjoy!

D

Purple: Me    Red: Cougar   Blue: Tiger

Dorothy Moody

Trying to get ready for work and express my blogspiration at the same time...

• •  multitasker, eh? :p
    

    
    
  • Dorothy Moody I really am. I've been writing it while making and eating scrambled eggs, ironing my shirt, and getting dressed. But I'm finished and it's PERFECT!!!! :)
    
  •  ahh, wonderful! I'll check it out!
    

    
    

    
    
  •  Did you forget to take your ADD medication again? Silly wabbit :P
    

    
    

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  •  i'm something of a multitasker. perhaps not an effective one, but whatever :p 
  •  I get off on it. Don't know why. It's very satisfying.
    

    
    

    
    
    

     Let's round up all the pills we can find...
    

    
    
  •  I meant multi-tasking. But, yes, I like pills, too.
    
  • Yayaya! Let's play with Valium!
  • Dorothy Moody From blogging to drugs in nine easy steps....
  • haha! I always ruin threads...
  • I love when he ruins shit. And, I looove valium. And, I loooove when baby say yayayay!
  •  i used to have a thing for Valium... :)
  • Me too. I like pain killers too.
  • ohhh... I never played with painkillers. Haha! I guess It could be fun, though.
  • It is...
  • i won't say no to anything i haven't tried...
  • You stroke my competitive bone, sir...

    You know your man is a tiger when you use the words "stroke" and "bone" and you get no comment about it from him. 

     
  • really? competitive about what?
  • Finding something that you would say no to. Tough crowd.
  • why don't you ponder... And see if you can find something to which i would say no.

     Allow me to interrupt this thread in order to congratulate the tiger on rearranging that sentence in order to avoid ending it with a preposition.
  •  I already have. I shall purchase the necessary supplies, and spring it upon you when you get here.
  • really? I think you're bluffing.
  • Dorothy Moody From blog to drugs to porn in twenty-three easy steps...
  •  Dorothy, he thinks a 40 year old redneck chick is bluffing.
  •  ‎...about sex.

    40 year old women NEVER bluff about sex. If it's offered, consider it a contract. 
  • we're sorry, dorothy!
  • I don't think she minds. She''ll clean up the bad stuff...

    I don't mind at all. No cleaning required today. 

     
  • i don't know what you have planned, ... But i doubt i will say no!
  • To be honest, I'm not sure if I have the balls to suggest it. Maybe if I get drunk first, and you take some of those pain pills. hahaha!
  •  ohhh... This could be kinky.
  • It really is...
  • how kinky?
  • No farm animals. No weaponry. Moderate to mild pain, I suppose.
  • ohhh....what a let down! I love farm animals!!
  • ‎(joking)
  • seriously... Who do you intend to inflict the pain?
  • You sure? We've apparently got some pretty hot ponies around here. A dude just got sent up the river for boning one.
  • We could take turns.
  • haha! Whoa!
  • we could!
  • You need to choose some music.
  • ohh... Whatever music you choose will be fine.